Friday, June 29, 2007

The Russia Diet!

We're all going to come home skinny as twigs. Design menus so that only two out of the three courses will be appealing to any one person. Out of those two, only half of said course will appeal.

Then, make a direct relationship between meal time and computer time- the less one eats, the more one gets to be online.

Then, make at least 2 hours out of the day walking.

People are already commenting that their jeans are too big.


I had a stomach ache the other day, but I couldn't figure out what from. I blamed the goulash, mainly because I couldn't think what else it could be. Then, in a flash of inspiration, I read the ingredients on the Benadryl capsules I brought with me. What are they packed with? Lactose!

Joy.

Luckily, allergies here are no big thing, and my claritin is fine.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good morning Aubra.

The Russian Diet-I can see it catching on here. I think you should trademark the name in case some unscrupulous blog-reader tries to beat you too it.

I am glad the allergies are not a problem.

Hopefully we will be talking to you this morning. See you then.

Anonymous said...

Cody says "Hi, I miss you-but Grandma gives me hugs & pats too!" Shae says "bark, bark, bark - I'm trying to teach Grandma how to bark!" All the other dogs are trying to type in their message too. aq/vFR'T4KT4NT4NTN VsA;ljk Well, I guess you will have to translate that for yourself! I'm having lots of fun messing around with all the animals at your house. Oh oh, I forgot Mandy - she says "Lauren, lauren, lauren, where are you? Lauren, lauren, lori! LORI! Where are you?" This at 6:00 am while she's still under her blankie...

Everyone is fine & having fun. I'm glad you solved your tummy problem! A friend of mine remembers the goulash stuff. :-) She also remembers wearing an orange overcoat & giving away her "tourist" identity.

Love you bunches! US TOO (a chorus of assorted animal noises)

Grandma

Anonymous said...

Hello, Aubra,
Tummy stories, I think, happen to most people who travel. I drank the tap water in Spain - once- only once. After that I stayed with bottled water, coca-cola with lemon, it use to be everyone's favorite, or wine and Casera (a beverage much like 7-up. Glad you listen to divine inspiration and discovered the culprit. Now you can enjoy the goulash with no worries. I am enjoying the vicarious Russian visit -- Be well. Barbara

Matthew said...

Sounds like a mess! Benydril with lactose...strange.